The Drunk Ninja

"Shun, I don't think you should drink that..." Anna warned, looking at the bottle of Sake, which was over one hundred years old.

"Come on. What harm can it do?"

I regret letting him drink that...That night turned into the worst, and most stressful night ever...

Anna and Shun were walking back home. Shun suddenly collapsed.

"Shun? Are you okay?" Anna asked.

Shun didn't answer her. Anna checked his pulse. His heart was beating ALOT faster than normal.

"That's weird..." Anna thought.

Shun suddenly grabbed Anna's arm, got up and ran off with her. He was running faster than the speed of light.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Anna shouted.

Shun answered her with a crazy laugh.

"SLOW DOWN YOU MANIAC!" Anna shouted.

Shun didn't slow down. He just tried to run faster.

"THAT DOES IT!"

Anna sunk her teeth into Shun's arm. Shun let her go and accidentaly ran into a tree. Anna landed in a heap a few metres away from Shun.

Anna got up and ran over to Shun. He was lying on the floor, with a big red mark across his face.

"You okay?"

Shun groaned. Anna sighed.

"That's what happens when you run too fast."

Shun just groaned more. Anna kissed his right cheek.

"Just don't do it again, okay?" Anna said.

Shun suddenly got up, grabbed Anna and started to climb up the tree.

"Okay, kissing him was a bad idea." Anna thought.

Shun got to the top of the tree and looked down.

"Oh no....You're going to jump off, aren't you?" Anna asked with a worried expression.

Shun looked at Anna with a crazy smile. Anna gulped.

"Oh god..."

Shun suddenly jumped out of the tree. Anna screamed. They both landed in a lake. Shun swam back to shore with Anna and then passed out.

"What's wrong with you?!" Anna shouted.

Shun suddenly threw up.

"It was the Sake wasn't it?...You're drunk, aren't you?" Anna asked.

"I'm not drunk, miss purple fairy." Shun replied.

Anna rolled her eyes. Now that she knew what the problem was, she knew exactly what to do.

"Shun, we need to go back home, okay? Can you run there, WITHOUT climbing any trees?" Anna asked.

Shun nodded.

"Okay. I'll take you back to fairy land!" Shun replied.

He grabbed Anna and ran back home.

When they got there, Shun collapsed again. Anna grabbed Shun by the arm, and dragged him into the house. She picked him up and put him on the sofa.

"You're heavier than I thought" Anna said.

Shun threw up again. Anna managed to quickly dodge the vomit.

"Okay, I'll just get a bucket. Stay there and DON'T move!"

Anna ran upstairs. As she was running up the staircase, she heard Shun singing Eye Of The Tiger.

"Good grief.." Anna thought.

She eventually found a bucket and ran downstairs. Shun was bouncing off the walls...Literally. Anna had to duck a few times.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU CRAZY NINJA?!" Anna shouted.

Shun responded with crazy laughter again.

Anna sighed and tried to throw the bucket at him. She didn't think it would hit him...But it actualy hit him on the head and knocked him out. Anna sighed in relief.

Anna put him back on the sofa. She yawned and sat down next to him.

"Goodnight." Anna said.

"Goodnight miss fairy." Shun mumbled, just before he started snoring.

Anna rolled her eyes and fell asleep.

Daylight shined through the windows. Birds were singing, kids were playing....Shun and Anna were still asleep on the sofa. Shun woke up and groaned.

"Uhhh, my head.....What happened?" Shun asked.

Anna woke up.

"I told you not to drink that Sake.." Anna said.

"What Sake?....What happened last night?" Shun asked.

"It's a long story, Shun. A long, weird story..." Anna replied.

.....

"And that's why you should never let your father drink old Sake." Anna said.

"What happened next?" Kyusho asked.

"Well, I banned Shun from going to the place that sold the Sake, and then we just went back to sleep. " Anna replied.

"Were we made after that?" Arashi asked.

"End of story!" Anna said.

"But-"

"END OF STORY!!"